Chaikin and Twins
Tim Etchells

  NOTE: Some names in this story have been altered or omitted to protect both the innocent and the litigious.

Chaikin bought a couple of girls in Endland. They were identical twins, the daughters of an upper class family what had landed on hard times. Sixteen (16) when he bought them and pretty to die for, with ivory skin and dark eyes, beautiful lips, the girls were also 'real virgins' © and Chaikin was pleased with that. Taken together as a pair (for the father wouldn't sell them as separates) the girls cost him £250,000 which is abt 2,500 Danish Kroner.

Elizabeth and Jane got taken off to his house in ________, where his wife, ________, also lived. Cheykin treated the girls real nice for one week while he observed them at rest and at play.

After one week (1 week) he began to perpetrate his plan upon them which went like this. He chose one girl and subjected her, morning, noon, evening and night to every kind of sexual act, perversion, demand and activity of which his mind and body were capable. The girl Elizabeth was, in this way, repeatedly raped, sodomised, whipped, prostituted, made to crawl naked on her belly through the house, made to suck the servants' cocks, used as a table for the eating off of food, made to stand for long hours half dressed and genitals exposed in the window etc etc.

And all this same time the other twin, Jane, was treated like a right royal princess, washed and bathed in Diet Lilt and made clean by servants, dressed in silk from H&M. Only once a day were the two girls allowed to know anything of each other, being kept in separate wings of the houseããat 6 (six) each evening they were allowed to speak on the phone and tell each other their adventures of the day.

For six months this continued, the girl Jane cosseted and spoiled, falling asleep on Sweet Dreams pillows during massage 'by one of the many eunuchs in the palace'. And at the same time her sister Elizabeth crying herself to a bitter sleep with the sperm stains, soreness and bruises of some fresh indignity still aching in her body. What a great laugh this was for Chaikin.

Roundabout this time a bloke called _________ moved into the town where Chailkin held his domicile and opened a video shop. _________ was curious at the various reports he heard of the bloke who lived on the hill what had a wife and two apparently beautiful daughters or cousins or something staying at the house. So _________ from the video shop went up a hill to the house and knocked on the door whereupon Chaylkin's wife ________ opened the door and bade him to enter at his own will.

Claiming to be a traveller who had somehow lost his way from the ringroad and who was just trying to get to ___________, _________ (the bloke from the video shop) was given a room in which to stay the nite and his horses were put up in the garage.

Falling asleep in his bed _________ was awoken at midnight by a terrible screaming. He crept downstairs and saw the most beautiful woman what ever walked the earth (in his opinion) getting fucked in the mouth by a whole load of lunatics from the local asylum (or something) and each one with a member as large as his brain was small etc etc. Powerless to intervene, _________ went back to his bed and masturbated frantically before falling into a troubled sleep.

Next morning at breakfast _________ saw the woman again and, taking advantage of a temporary aloneness asked her if she wished to escape from the Guest House with him that day. Imagine _________'s surprise when Jane (not Elizabeth) replied that she had no desire to leave the Castle and that her treatment there was every bit as fine and good as she might ever have wished it in a whole month of Sundays and that she was sure any other girl would give her right arm to be treated like she was.

Intrigued 'beyond belief' © _________ contrived to stay another day at the Castle by saying that his car still wouldn't start. He spent the day with Jane who, having been ordered by her master (Chaikins) not to mention her sister, did not and instead passed the time walking ___________ (the bloke from the video shop) around the Rose Garden and making small talk in Latin, French and Greek as was the fashion at that time.

By midnight _________ (the bloke from the video shop) was no closer to working out what the fuck was going on and he went to bed in a mood of confusion. An hour later he was woken (as he had been the night before) by the most appalling of shouts and screams which, on investigation, looked for all the world as though the gorgeous Jane with whom he had passed the day most refinedly was being enjoyed up the arse by a large black cardinal while a few buxom women in neo-Nazi uniforms (blah blah) held her down. Pressing his eye close to the keyhole _________ was so engrossed in what he saw that a noise behind him failed to register.

When Chaken's wife ________ tapped _________ (from the video shop) on the shoulder he jumped up at once and quickly made an excuse abt looking for a toilet and getting lost. Chayken's wife ________ told him where the bog was and excused herself, lighting her own way down the corridor with a long and unnecessary candle.

The bloke from the video shop (_________) made as if to go to the bog and then returned to his vantage point and watched 'Jane' getting enjoyment in several more kinky ways. After an hour _________ could bear it no longer and, utilising his memory of the House and its gardens, contrived to find a route into the chamber wherein 'Jane' was getting serviced. His route took him over rooftops, through windows, into ventilation ducts etc and left him finally concealed behind an old type of curtain made from psychedelic curtain material (called an arras) in the same room as 'Jane' whose cries of pain were pretty well drowned out by the groans of pleasure coming from a whole UK rugby team what had arrived.

Only when 'Jane''s torment was finished and she lay tired on her bed did _________ the bloke from the video shop reveal himself and implore her to speak with him abt what was going on. Of course 'Jane' who was really Elizabeth knew nothing of _________ from the video shop and thought at first his presence in the room was probably yet another cruel idea dreamed up by Cherkin. In the end, after much talking, everything got cleared up, the bloke from the video shop got a tearful embrace and together he and Elizabeth hatched an escape plan.

Just at that moment the door to the bed-chamber opened and Charkin stood in the doorway with his wife whose pale face wore a slippy kind of smile. Elizabeth fell on her bed in a dead faint and the bloke from the video shop, powerless to resist, was carried off to a high dungeon.

Several days passed in which the bloke from the video shop was kept imprisoned thus and it looked like he'd never escape. All he could think of was the indignities etc suffered by Elizabeth and the many hard-ons this gave him as well as how he wanted to save her and Jane. Only rats and other animals scurrying in the dirt of his cell were any company to _________ during this time.

Down in the town some of the people began to get a bit worried. The video store had been closed for several days and people were fed up watching the same stuff all the time plus worried abt overdue fines and stuff. Besides all this _________ had not shown up at any of his regular pubs and bars and he owed several people a drink. Remembering a conversation about the house on the hill (etc) one of _________'s pals organised a deputation to visit the place and search for news of _________.

Just when he (_________) was going to give up hope of ever getting out or eating human food again he looked out the winder of his cell and saw a torchlit procession coming up the road past Tescos twds the house. It wasn't long before the locals were barging down the doors with a couple of wheelie-bins and helping him, Jane and the woman Elizabeth to safety. How their hearts sang etc and blood soared.

All thru that nite (3rd Nov) Chaykin and his wife fled, trying to avoid mob justice but in the end they were caught and their bodies torn asunder and thrown in a river by the Volga.

People in Endland (sic) still tell the story of _________ from the video shop and Jane and Elizabeth and how they lived happily thereafter (nudge nudge) forever and a day and how the shop they ran was a good one (not like BLOCKBUSTER which rented out many many defective copies of PINOCCHIO and CHAIN GANG) and how the Gods themselves (esp Zorba, Poseidon Adventure, Risotto and Mr Bumpy) were jealous of their pleasure and their lives.




From Endland Stories by Tim Etchells.
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